
Trendy Money Mindset Sweatshirt - Investment Gift
For those who don’t just trade - they survive.
This unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is perfect for those chilly days and nights. It has bold, sarcastic design with a punchline that hits home.
Whether you’re sipping coffee before your next 3am panic buy or rocking your hoodie during another red candle massacre, this one says it all: you don’t buy the dip - the dip buys you.
Perfect for day traders, crypto addicts, and anyone with a love-hate relationship with the market. Also makes a painfully funny gift for your favorite degen.
Product features
- Knit in one piece for reduced fabric waste and enhanced aesthetics.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape wash after wash.
- Made with a comfortable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for warmth.
- Durable double-needle stitching ensures long-lasting wear.
- Ethically sourced materials with low environmental impact.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: Adelysia Visuals OÜ, adelysiavisuals@gmail.com, Kalevi tänav 37, Tapa, Lääne-Viru maakond, 45108, EE
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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