
Altseason Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt – Relatable Crypto Shirt
Tired of waiting for altcoins to moon? Feel like giving up?
Yeah… same.
Wear this shirt like a badge of emotional survival. Whether you’re down 80% or just emotionally bankrupt, this design speaks the universal truth every trader knows: we’re all just one pump away from happiness.
It’s more than merch - it’s a support group you wear.
Because in crypto, misery doesn’t love company. It needs it.
Product features:
- Knit in one piece without side seams for a clean finish.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams, preventing stretching.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for comfort and durability.
- Ethically produced US cotton, certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: Adelysia Visuals OÜ, adelysiavisuals@gmail.com, Kalevi tänav 37, Tapa, Lääne-Viru maakond, 45108, EE
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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