Altseason Therapy Mug - Relatable Crypto Humor for Traders

Tired of waiting for altcoins to moon? Feel like giving up?

Yeah… same.

Drink your morning coffee from this mug as a coping mechanism. Whether you’re down 80% or just emotionally bankrupt, this design speaks the universal truth every trader knows: we’re all just one pump away from happiness.

It’s more than merch - it’s a support group.

Because in crypto, misery doesn’t love company. It needs it.

Product features
- Glossy ceramic finish for a sleek look
- Vibrant colors that enhance any design
- Microwave-safe for easy heating
- Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning
- Available in two convenient sizes: 11oz and 15oz

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

EU representative: Adelysia Visuals OÜ, adelysiavisuals@gmail.com, Kalevi tänav 37, Tapa, Lääne-Viru maakond, 45108, EE

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap